New goals added to my infamous goal list:

1. Meet someone with the first name "Hunter"
2. Be put on a worst-dressed list
3. Be put on a best-dressed list
4. Own 200 pairs of shoes
5. Get sued
6. Sue someone
7. Read the complete works of Karl Marx
8. Make broadway
9. Open a dessert bar
10. Get into NYU
11. Marry someone just like Rivers Cuomo